4.26.2008

The Next SURVIVOR Series...

A girlfriend emailed this to me this morning... good for a chuckle. For Ladies at least!

The Next Survivor Series-OUTSTANDING!!!!


Six married men will be dropped on an island with one car and 3 kids each forsix
weeks.

Each kid will play two sports and either take music or
dance classes.

There is no fast food.

Each man must take care of his 3 kids; keep his assigned
house clean, correct all homework, and complete science projects, cook, dolaundry, and
pay a list of 'pretend' bills with not enough money.

In addition, each man will have to budget in money for groceries each week.

Each man must remember the birthdays of all their friends and relatives, and
send cards out on time.

Each man must also take each child to a doctor's
appointment, a dentist
appointment and a haircut appointment.

He must make one unscheduled andinconvenient visit per child to the Urgent Care.

He must also make cookies or cupcakes for a social function. Each manwill be
responsible for decorating his own assigned house, planting flowers outside and
keeping it presentable at all times.

The men will only have access to television when the kids are asleep and allchores are done.

The men must shave their legs, wear makeup d aily, adorn himself with
jewelry, wear uncomfortable yet stylish shoes, keep fingernails polished and
eyebrows groomed.

During one of the six weeks, the men will have to endure
severe abdominal cramps, back aches, and have extreme, unexplained mood swingsbut
never once complain or slow down from other duties.

They must attend weekly school meetings, church, and find time at least once tospend the
afternoon at the park or a similar setting.

They will need to read a book and then pray with the children each night and inthe morning, feed them, dress
them, brush their teeth and comb their hair by 7:00 am.

A test will be given at the end of the six weeks, and each f ather will
be required to know all of the following information: each child'sbirthday, height, weight, shoe size, clothes size and
doctor's name. Also the child'sweight at birth, length, time of birth, and length of labor,
each child's favorite color, middle name, favorite snack, favorite song,favorite
drink, favorite toy, biggest fear and what they want to be when they grow up.

The kids vote them off the island based on performance. The
last man wins only if...he still has enough energy to be intimate with hisspouse at a
moment's notice.

If the last man does win, he can play the game over and
over and over again for the next 18-25years eventually earning the right to be called
Mother!

XOXO
~S

4 comments:

Christy said...

HA! Oh my... now THAT was funny my friend. Can you imagine? Still giggling over here. ;)

christina said...

that is HYSTERICAL, oh, if it were only possible for them to do that for just one week....just the pure pleasure we would get of watching it would be worth the months of complaining that they would do!

christina said...

hee hee

Sue said...

That's really good! hehe